child1 and child2

child1: how come the water is blue, just like the sky?

child2: i guess it's just the reflection of the sky to the water..



child1: what do you think is better, running or walking?

child2: what?

child1: it depends on your view of life.. when you run, you go really fast, you save a lot of time, you perspire a lot but you cannot appreaciate the beauty of the things around you compared to the person who is walking.




child1: why do we have to sleep early?

child2: because tv shows are too vulgar in primetime.. all we get to watch are barney and blue's clues.. and these shows air while the grown-ups are sleeping..

child1: i think it's still fair.. besides, they don't know what they're missing!




child1: i thought that pants are for men and skirts are for women.. how come some women wear pants?

child2: i don't know, but i notice my brother likes looking under skirts. what do you think is there?

child1: maybe its some kind of treasure or something..

child2: yeah, that's what i thought of also..




child1: did you know that santa claus is my dad?

child2: really?!?

child1: i saw him gift wrap a present and hid it in his closet and i saw that he signed it as Santa Claus.

child2: wow! i guess i'll not be writing letters this chirstmas, i'll just ask you to tell him what i want. and to think that he said he was from north pole.

child1: don't tell the other kids from school that santa claus is your neighbor. let them send their letters to the north pole. hahaha

child2: the penguins wouldn't mind anyways.. hahaha





child1: why are dogs called man's best friend?

child2: maybe it's because they act like dogs..

child1: good thing we're still boys

child2: yup, i don't want to grow-up and be a man. i hate doggie food.

child1: me too, ewwww..